OK, I have two questions. First why the hell is a baby drinking Budweiser? I mean really isn't that just a little young. Second, why does the adult have a baby face going on? Shouldn't the adult have a little more restraint then to make faces? What is this world coming too?

It must be nice to be able to talk three women into liking you. It is better still to be able to talk those same three women into making out with you! It must be weddings that turn women into jelly in your hands.

So I would like to congratulate Chad on being the ladies man I never was. I would also like to congratulate the new bride and groom Mr. & Mrs. Jason Moyars.

Nothing like sitting in your play pin, watching daddy make a fool of himself in a pool, and looking at everyone drinking out of brown bottles. Maybe, just maybe, someone would be nice enough as to put a little of that in your bottle. It may just help you teething? Just maybe.

Well, since it is Halloween I thought I might do a picture that goes with the season. This is me as a Jedi last year as I past out candy to the nice Kiddies. I thought I made a pretty good looking Jedi if I do say so myself, but I never got that call for George Lucas for Episode III. Oh well, I guess I can't win them all.